Nothing says “I trust you” better than someone tasking you with transportation of goods over a long distance. It is an endorsement you wouldn’t want to bungle.
We know, every long-distance haulier can’t wait to emblazon a deep message on their vehicle as they carry goods from point A to B. “Test your airbag here” at the back of a really long trailer is one of the standouts. Another great one is: “Gaining weight while you owe me money is a sign of disrespect”.
As you have fun with messages on your long-distance vehicle, the humour will be more sustained if you have a goods-in-transit cover that takes care of thefts, loss, and damage during transit.